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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   State of Connecticut Presents No Defense Against Flannery’s Hostile Work Environment Claim “Look What Came in the Mail!” Glastonbury, Conn. | May 2, 2025 – It was a not-so-cold and hardly-dreary afternoon when this reporter discovered a nun-purple envelope in the mailbox of Unit 422 at The Soap Factory: “The Mail…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   State Senators Unwittingly Reveal Plan to End Involuntary Electroshock Legislative Confessions Transmitted at ‘Cheat Codes “R” Us’ – Million Clown March to Follow Hartford, Conn. April 27, 2025 – Three Connecticut State Senators admitted to no wrongdoing whatsoever in the matter of Connecticut v. Involuntary Electroshock this morning, conceding that they…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Flannery Gives Up on S.B. 1070 Redirects Activism Toward Month-Long Campaign to End Robocalls in America Hartford, Conn. | April 22, 2025 – After a month of failed efforts to persuade Connecticut’s Public Health Committee to take action on the State’s proposed bill to end involuntary electroshock and move it to…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office Has Entered the Chat State’s Arrival Leaves Much to Be Desired Hartford, Conn. | April 14, 2025 – After a barely legal procrastination, Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office made an appearance last week in the case of Flannery v. State of Connecticut.  Their entrance was lacking…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Connecticut Public Health Committee Issues Statement on Involuntary Electroshock “We just don’t give a damn.” Hartford, Conn. | April 14, 2025 – Following a curious visit from a mail-delivering clown to Connecticut’s Legislative Office Building on Friday afternoon, Senator Saud Anwar and Representative Cristin McCarthy Vahey, co-chairs of Connecticut’s Public Health…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   $120 Million Lawsuit Launched Against the State of Connecticut Flannery Claims Hostile Work Environment at UCONN Health Center Hartford, Conn. | March 24, 2025 – University of Connecticut Health Center (UCHC) biomedical technician Jim Flannery filed a civil lawsuit against the state of Connecticut this afternoon.  The lawsuit alleges workplace conditions…

EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE ON MARCH 17, 2025   Announcing the Release of “YTF” Flannery pays tribute to Canada’s mental health system Glastonbury, Conn. | March 17, 2025 – In defiance of Home Box Office, Inc., Jim Flannery released his long-awaited HBO special, “YTF,” on his own website this morning.  When asked for a quote about…

EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE ON MARCH 15, 2025   “Stop the Shock” Protest at Hartford’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade flim jannery returns as a clown to protest his own birthday celebration   HARTFORD, Conn. | March 15, 2025 – Today marks Hartford’s annual celebration of Saint Patrick, famously known for his voice-hearing abilities that aided him…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   This just in – watch this shit or die “Beige” premieres today on Fox HARTFORD, Conn. | February 22, 2023 –  “What’s up” to all my telepathic niggas out there.  This here be this reporter dropping some bomb shit on ya’ll from Jim Flannery’s website.  Since his sorry ass is extinct…

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Flannery says “I love you 2” An Early Valentine’s Day Gift for Gary Gulman and HBO New York, Ny | February 7, 2025 – Amidst a growing mystery surrounding the recent whereabouts of comedian Jim Flannery following his failed bid for President of these United States in the November 2024 election,…