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N*ggas in Hell
Not Just a Newborn Song
Hartford, Conn. | April 12, 2026 – Tearful technician Jim Flannery thanked this reporter for the very first time this morning while dishonoring tradition once more by carving asparagus insignias in the shape of “[2610203]”.
While tomorrow may bring memories of the lost tracks from Flannery’s 2023 concept album, 2024 4 13 + 25, those in the know would think nothing of the Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities ostensibly assigning such a well-curated case number for what might or might not now just be at least a $240 million stain on the State of Connecticut’s budget. Though evidence at Connecticut’s Office of the Probate Court Administrator indicates that the state already appears to be struggling to keep up with its own genocide of people labelled schizophrenic, one can always rely on Connecticut’s “Rainy Day Fund” to bail itself out as it was once written that “April showers bring May flowers”. Should the author of the forthcoming memoir PSYCHIATRIC INCARCERATION care to comment on today’s news without sincerity, we may just find out what truly matters to him:
Whatever. If you want to take thankless credit for the CHRO filing, then just don’t ever refer to that thing as a concept album again. It’s too long to play games of three. And how exactly do you plan on saving a file with an asterisk in the title?
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