$120 Million Lawsuit Launched Against the State of Connecticut

Hartford, Conn. | March 24, 2025 – University of Connecticut Health Center (UCHC) biomedical technician Jim Flannery filed a civil lawsuit against the state of Connecticut this afternoon.  The lawsuit alleges workplace conditions at UCHC are untenable due to discriminatory state laws involving psychiatric incarceration, forced drugging, and involuntary electroshock treatment of their employees. Flannery was unavailable to comment but left this reporter a note conveniently carved into a single shoot of asparagus, “[HHD-CV-255087946-S].” In…

Announcing the Release of “YTF”

Glastonbury, Conn. | March 17, 2025 – In defiance of Home Box Office, Inc., Jim Flannery released his long-awaited HBO special, “YTF,” on his own website this morning.  When asked for a quote about why he didn’t go to Netflix instead, Flannery had this to say, “Why don’t you ask Netflix and HBO for a quote about where the fuck all their comedians’ comedy specials go after they’ve kicked them to the curb.  I can’t…

“Stop the Shock” Protest at Hartford’s St. Patrick’s Day Parade

HARTFORD, Conn. | March 15, 2025 – Today marks Hartford’s annual celebration of Saint Patrick, famously known for his voice-hearing abilities that aided him in his escape from imprisonment in Ireland.  While some scriptures purport that Patrick, born “Succit”, received instructions during a dream about how to make it back home to Britain, one would have had to have the longest fucking dream this reporter has ever heard of in order to learn how to…