This just in – watch this shit or die

HARTFORD, Conn. | February 22, 2023 –  “What’s up” to all my telepathic niggas out there.  This here be this reporter dropping some bomb shit on ya’ll from Jim Flannery’s website.  Since his sorry ass is extinct as fuck and the only thing he has left to do is drop dead of a heart attack at the St. Patrick’s Day parade, I’m pleased to announce the release of our dear friend Raggedy Rob’s show “Beige”…

Flannery says “I love you 2”

New York, Ny | February 7, 2025 – Amidst a growing mystery surrounding the recent whereabouts of comedian Jim Flannery following his failed bid for President of these United States in the November 2024 election, the gracefully aging artist reappeared just long enough to file a copyright infringement lawsuit pertaining to a joke Flannery alleges was or was not misappropriated by fellow comedian Gary Gulman. The lawsuit, filed in federal court this morning, states the…