State Senators Unwittingly Reveal Plan to End Involuntary Electroshock

Hartford, Conn. April 27, 2025 – Three Connecticut State Senators admitted to no wrongdoing whatsoever in the matter of Connecticut v. Involuntary Electroshock this morning, conceding that they would gladly have taken action to move Connecticut bill S.B. 1070 on to public testimony had they taken the time to read the bill in its entirety. Sens. Hochadel and McCrory, seated at a one-sided table while sharing a two-strawed berry-free milkshake, communicated their thoughts non-discretely via…

Flannery Gives Up on S.B. 1070

Hartford, Conn. | April 22, 2025 – After a month of failed efforts to persuade Connecticut’s Public Health Committee to take action on the State’s proposed bill to end involuntary electroshock and move it to public testimony, distinguished clown Jim Flannery turned his efforts today to a more publicly-supported issue: ending robocalls in America. Robocalls are the cause of any and all mental health issues I’ve ever had.  If we can end robocalls, my fears…

Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office Has Entered the Chat

Hartford, Conn. | April 14, 2025 – After a barely legal procrastination, Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office made an appearance last week in the case of Flannery v. State of Connecticut.  Their entrance was lacking in any cultural significance whatsoever, amounting to nothing more than a metaphorical “hello”.  In keeping with Connecticut convention, Attorney General William Tong deferred any responsibility for addressing Connecticut’s violent mental health laws by anointing Assistant Attorney General Matthew Konowe as…

Connecticut Public Health Committee Issues Statement on Involuntary Electroshock

Hartford, Conn. | April 14, 2025 – Following a curious visit from a mail-delivering clown to Connecticut’s Legislative Office Building on Friday afternoon, Senator Saud Anwar and Representative Cristin McCarthy Vahey, co-chairs of Connecticut’s Public Health Committee, issued a shockless statement on behalf of the Committee this morning: What Mr. Flannery fails to understand is that our committee is in opposition to his goal of ending involuntary electroshock.  Had he paid any attention to our…