Protest of the Hartford Marathon
Hartford, Conn. | October 10, 2025 – According to modern folklore, the Bushnell Park Clown refuses to speak, preferring instead to sit his lazy ass on a bench all weekend smoking as an expression of… what exactly? Tonight, this reporter set out to uncover the truth about just what his purpose is and why he has decided to bring his filthy act to the Hartford Marathon tomorrow. That’s right, Hartford, what follows is an exclusive…