Halt of Involuntary Electroshock Treatment in Connecticut Spreads Beyond

Greenfield, Ma. | May 10, 2026 – Following a week of near-disbelief among even his most royal followers, Rev. James Patrick Flannery exceeded even Crayola’s wildest ambitions with a pastel drawing absent of any prophetic callbacks to Easter’s Star Wars prophecy provided by Shinedown’s “Sound of Madness”. Dripping with envy of last week’s success in bringing an end to involuntary electroshock in Connecticut, Rev. James Patrick Flannery penned a fresh memorandum for global distribution. I…

The End of Involuntary Electroshock in Connecticut

Greenfield, Ma. | May 1, 2026 — Chief Counsel for the Connecticut Office of the Probate Court Administrator Heather L. Dostaler – the starting shortstop who failed once again to appear for clown duty at today’s May Day Marathon – was on the receiving end of a hat-trick masterminded courageously through em dash and white trash by Reverend James Patrick Flannery, allowing for the unveiling of what cannot be described as anything short of stopping…