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Glastonbury, Conn. | March 17, 2025 – In defiance of Home Box Office, Inc., Jim Flannery released his long-awaited HBO special, “YTF,” on his own website this morning.  When asked for a quote about why he didn’t go to Netflix instead, Flannery had this to say, “Why don’t you ask Netflix and HBO for a quote about where the fuck all their comedians’ comedy specials go after they’ve kicked them to the curb.  I can’t…

HARTFORD, Conn. | March 15, 2025 – Today marks Hartford’s annual celebration of Saint Patrick, famously known for his voice-hearing abilities that aided him in his escape from imprisonment in Ireland.  While some scriptures purport that Patrick, born “Succit”, received instructions during a dream about how to make it back home to Britain, one would have had to have the longest fucking dream this reporter has ever heard of in order to learn how to…

HARTFORD, Conn. | February 22, 2023 –  “What’s up” to all my telepathic niggas out there.  This here be this reporter dropping some bomb shit on ya’ll from Jim Flannery’s website.  Since his sorry ass is extinct as fuck and the only thing he has left to do is drop dead of a heart attack at the St. Patrick’s Day parade, I’m pleased to announce the release of our dear friend Raggedy Rob’s show “Beige”…

New York, Ny | February 7, 2025 – Amidst a growing mystery surrounding the recent whereabouts of comedian Jim Flannery following his failed bid for President of these United States in the November 2024 election, the gracefully aging artist reappeared just long enough to file a copyright infringement lawsuit pertaining to a joke Flannery alleges was or was not misappropriated by fellow comedian Gary Gulman. The lawsuit, filed in federal court this morning, states the…

Washington, D.C. | August 30, 2023 – A witch, a dead man, and a pervert defied all known laws of both modern and classical physics to transcribe a narrative about human telepathic communication, revealing that which was never hidden at all: telepathic communication is real.  Autobiography of a JEDI: As told to… Somebody by James Flannery via Jim Flannery is now available for pre-order through Barnes and Noble.  Beware!  The pages may or may not…

In the wake of my dead husband’s unnecessary murder at Connecticut Valley Hospital this past weekend, it’s time to share what Jim Flannery was unwilling to – as if anyone ever believed he was holding back. The truth is that Jim was telepathic. Now for the risky statement for me to make as a living…

Even your favorite candidate for President of these United States cannot decide which of these is more urgent and important to share with you on our most beloved holiday of the decade so you’ll have to trust in the spirit of a coin toss and first either: view a microscope image obtained of Our Lord…

You’re just a fucking idiot. Let’s proceed. If you were led to believe that July 7, 2023 (or 7/7/2023) was your lucky day just because the sum of the digits of the year add up to 7, then I’m glad to inform you that you were incorrect in your assertions about luck and/or numerology. As…

Ottawa, Ont. | June 11, 2023 – United States Presidential candidate and psychiatric refugee Jim Flannery rewarded patient Canadian listeners with his first releases since entering the country.  The two albi were dropped simultaneously at the stroke of midnight, one a hip-hop album and the other a stand-up comedy album. Much like Flannery’s Presidential campaign, the two albi reek of mediocrity. The hip-hop album, 2024 4 13 + 25, contains six songs expressing Flannery’s feelings…

I clearly owe a written thank you directed specifically to MindFreedom Shield members for your support in January. Firstly, my apologies for not expressing my gratitude in writing sooner (and also for whatever did or did not happen with MindFreedom’s email server, hopefully it was taken as an open-hearted gesture). Groveling aside, I write with…