$FUCKTRUMP Memecoin Now Available on the Solana Network

Washington, D.C. | June 14, 2025 – Disgraced clown Jim Flannery left his Solana-covered skid mark on the digital universe early this morning by releasing the elegantly-designed $FUCKTRUMP memecoin and launching the undesigned getFUCKTRUMPmemes.org website. Since this reporter is appalled at Flannery’s lack of interest in any of these press releases I’ve put together on his behalf, I will ask him a direct question so he’ll stop smirking like a stupid fucking ass hole. Well,…

Connecticut Objects to Flannery

Glastonbury, Conn. | June 2, 2025 – Amidst a dusting of mental illness allegations in the /r/Connecticut community on Reddit this past week, our friendly neighborhood schizophrenic Jim Flannery ignored all requests from this reporter to check the fucking mail for a response from the State Attorney General’s Office regarding his Motion to Stay. Fortunately for our readers, he loved his mother enough to check for the latest copy of the Glastonbury Citizen this morning…