The Fifth Branch Exposed

2023-08-30

EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE ON AUGUST 30, 2023   The Fifth Branch Exposed Revelations About Telepathy Hiding in Plum Sight Washington, D.C. | August 30, 2023 – A witch, a dead man, and a pervert defied all known laws of both modern and classical physics to transcribe a narrative about human telepathic communication, revealing that which…

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I, too, am telepathic

2023-08-23

In the wake of my dead husband’s unnecessary murder at Connecticut Valley Hospital this past weekend, it’s time to share what Jim Flannery was unwilling to – as if anyone ever believed he was holding back. The truth is that Jim was telepathic. Now for the risky statement for me to make as a living…

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PROV. PATENT FILING: process for allowing homo sapiens to communicate with leprechauns

2023-07-25

  In the spirit of the 7-7-7 season and “safe but never careful,” we’re providing both filings (including their respective cover letters) detailing multiple processes for allowing homo sapiens to communicate not just with one leprechaun but with multiple leprechauns (indeed!). Letter to Commissioner Hirshfeld (Nov, 2020) Letter to Commissioner Udupa (July, 2023) As for…

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HAPPY 7-7-7 to ya!

2023-07-25

Even your favorite candidate for President of these United States cannot decide which of these is more urgent and important to share with you on our most beloved holiday of the decade so you’ll have to trust in the spirit of a coin toss and first either: view a microscope image obtained of Our Lord…

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Still waiting for your 7-7-7 miracle?  You’re in luck.

2023-07-18

You’re just a fucking idiot. Let’s proceed. If you were led to believe that July 7, 2023 (or 7/7/2023) was your lucky day just because the sum of the digits of the year add up to 7, then I’m glad to inform you that you were incorrect in your assertions about luck and/or numerology. As…

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Fresh as Fuck – A Double Dose of Jim Flannery

2023-06-11

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE   Fresh as Fuck – A Double Dose of Jim Flannery Two albums released as Flannery’s U.S. Presidency gains traction   Ottawa, Ont. | June 11, 2023 – United States Presidential candidate and psychiatric refugee Jim Flannery rewarded patient Canadian listeners with his first releases since entering the country.  The two albi…

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Thank you to MindFreedom (and I’ll just ask for more)

2023-05-19

I clearly owe a written thank you directed specifically to MindFreedom Shield members for your support in January. Firstly, my apologies for not expressing my gratitude in writing sooner (and also for whatever did or did not happen with MindFreedom’s email server, hopefully it was taken as an open-hearted gesture). Groveling aside, I write with…

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What happened in California

2023-04-22

I’m just not going to write a fucking article about what happened, I’ve thrown out the records like all the other trips to mental hospitals and simply never want to look at this shit again.  I’m sorry. That being said, I guess I “owe” it to publish the draft of what happened from my memory…

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will now be competing as a man in the 2031 Special Olympics

2023-03-09

New link as well: fundly.com/irish-golf Though TheIrishGolf.com is a pretty swell one too.

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How It’s Made: the Peer Unschooling Network re-posted

2023-03-08

As is mentioned more intimately in the french telenovela, “By Jim Flannerys, Probably and Technically,” I’ve not been as active on PUN as I once was.  When me YouTube channel caught on fire this past autumn, some thing were lost forever.  Most devastating of the losses were videos announcing the 2019 protest of the American…

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