Flannery Drops THE #STOPTHESHOCK MIXTAPE on Connecticut Self-reviewed as: “dope as fuck and a circus of emotion” Glastonbury, Conn. | September 9, 2026 – On-time and not lacking of rhymes, faithful aesthetician Jim Flannery released an audio-visual experience on the internet today chock full of immodest literary references that he never bothered to read. Since…
Hartford, Conn. | August 15, 2026 – Disgraceful Connecticutian James Flannery resumed his pronounced quest for justice in the ongoing matter now known as Flannery v. UCONN Health Center this past Wednesday. Since docket numbers are preferred at the Flannery household to lucky charms unbranded, this reporter offers her sincerest gratitude for your patience: [HHD-CV26-5094777]. While wiser minds would presume that Flannery remain silent about his fateful return to the State Superior Court, let’s see…
Hartford, Conn. | June 3, 2026 – Roaring through fiber optics, copper wire, and fully-functional photons came a portable document from the State of Connecticut’s Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities one week ago today containing the long-awaited Release of Jurisdiction needed for your friendly neighborhood schizophrenic, Jim Flannery, to resent this reporter for never giving up even when he has. Despite criticism of Flannery’s intellect for inaccuracies in his initial filing on this matter…
Greenfield, Ma. | May 10, 2026 – Following a week of near-disbelief among even his most royal followers, Rev. James Patrick Flannery exceeded even Crayola’s wildest ambitions with a pastel drawing absent of any prophetic callbacks to Easter’s Star Wars prophecy provided by Shinedown’s “Sound of Madness”. Dripping with envy of last week’s success in bringing an end to involuntary electroshock in Connecticut, Rev. James Patrick Flannery penned a fresh memorandum for global distribution. I…
Greenfield, Ma. | May 1, 2026 — Chief Counsel for the Connecticut Office of the Probate Court Administrator Heather L. Dostaler – the starting shortstop who failed once again to appear for clown duty at today’s May Day Marathon – was on the receiving end of a hat-trick masterminded courageously through em dash and white trash by Reverend James Patrick Flannery, allowing for the unveiling of what cannot be described as anything short of stopping…
Hartford, Conn. | April 20, 2026 – Despite insistence from clowns and clownmasters alike, 4/20 will not be commemorated this year with riddles of unsolved American date formats nor aboriginal holidays, as we instead betroth our sincere readers this morning with news of a shallow hallow this reporter cannot quite remember (much like the name of Jim Flannery’s memoir about his first experience with involuntary psychiatry at Hartford Healthcare’s Institute of Living). While cannabis smokers…
Hartford, Conn. | April 12, 2026 – Tearful technician Jim Flannery thanked this reporter for the very first time this morning while dishonoring tradition once more by carving asparagus insignias in the shape of “[2610203]”. While tomorrow may bring memories of the lost tracks from Flannery’s 2023 concept album, 2024 4 13 + 25, those in the know would think nothing of the Commission on Human Rights and Opportunities ostensibly assigning such a well-curated case…
Hartford, Conn. | April 12, 2026 – The highly anticipated 2024-2025 Biennial Report released by the State of Connecticut Probate Court Administrator disappointed no less than one sad clown by revealing that forced electroshock requests in Connecticut broke their own previously held record of 203 requests with an impressive 269 forced electroshock requests for the 2025 fiscal year. Unfortunately for our readers, since the Deputy Medical Director of DMHAS told Inside Investigator that any perception…
Glastonbury, Conn. | March 23, 2026 — Thwarting thieves and vicars, without presentation, unrelenting asshole Jim Flannery announced his resignation from serving his clownish ways with the release of a memoir detailing his involuntary psychiatric commitment at Hartford, Connecticut’s Institute of Living. Available exclusively through Barnes and Noble, PSYCHIATRIC INCARCERATION is Flannery’s third publication, and the first since he was replaced by his husband in 2023. Notably, this reporter wouldn’t be serving her own clownish…
Middletown, Conn. | January 3, 2025 – Recently retired Middletown District Probate Judge Joseph D. Marino breathed a sigh of relief this morning when he learned that he would not be charged with perjury after being caught lying during public testimony he offered on two Connecticut bills related to involuntary electroshock treatment. Marino, in written testimony for 2023 S.B. 898, a state bill to eliminate the need for probate court approval to forcibly electroshock a…