Not another one. “This fucking guy.” The room is still as I close my email for the last time. “How the fuck does he know?” If he’s seriously about to show up here and fight me over $180,000 then he has no clue what he’s getting himself into. As I walked to the room to…
In the wake of my dead husband’s unnecessary murder at Connecticut Valley Hospital this past weekend, it’s time to share what Jim Flannery was unwilling to – as if anyone ever believed he was holding back. The truth is that Jim was telepathic. Now for the risky statement for me to make as a living…
I don’t want to be the one to write an article with this title, then again, I never wanted to be a fucking politician or a soldier or anything other than an inventor or comedian. Perhaps, that’s why I ended up an artist. Who better to write an essay titled “The Twists of War” than…
In the spirit of the 7-7-7 season and “safe but never careful,” we’re providing both filings (including their respective cover letters) detailing multiple processes for allowing homo sapiens to communicate not just with one leprechaun but with multiple leprechauns (indeed!). Letter to Commissioner Hirshfeld (Nov, 2020) Letter to Commissioner Udupa (July, 2023) As for…
Even your favorite candidate for President of these United States cannot decide which of these is more urgent and important to share with you on our most beloved holiday of the decade so you’ll have to trust in the spirit of a coin toss and first either: view a microscope image obtained of Our Lord…
You’re just a fucking idiot. Let’s proceed. If you were led to believe that July 7, 2023 (or 7/7/2023) was your lucky day just because the sum of the digits of the year add up to 7, then I’m glad to inform you that you were incorrect in your assertions about luck and/or numerology. As…
While scientists have repeatedly fallen short decade after decade on their promises to discover the mystery of what schizophrenia really is, it is almost impossible to imagine a future where they don’t one day discover the answer. So let us effortlessly imagine such a future together…. The year is not 1123: hearing voices is viewed…
I am going to write this not knowing for sure whether I’ll have the courage to publish it. That being said, now I may proceed. One way this could be written is to make a list of senseless bullet points offering alternatives ranging from “go for a hike” to “meditate.” Instead, I’ll do my best…
Here’s just one idea. Is it legal? Barely. We don’t have to do it just because we write about it, you know that already, we can feel free to share ideas in public without worrying. Except for? Our hosting provider is a private company and they can do whatever they want and people can still…
I’ve been considering submitting this title as a keynote session at the next AERO Conference (Alternative Education Resource Organization, Jim) – but it’s not much of a keynote if the intention of the event is instead to ask an audience of youth to answer the question. The word “How” is chosen specifically instead of the…