HAPPY 7-7-7 to ya!

Even your favorite candidate for President of these United States cannot decide which of these is more urgent and important to share with you on our most beloved holiday of the decade so you’ll have to trust in the spirit of a coin toss and first either:

1. view a microscope image obtained of Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ (and purchase him too!), or
2. to download and print our disclosed process(es) for communicating with the “deceased” before anyone is able to alter and/or wipe the files