In the spirit of the 7-7-7 season and “safe but never careful,” we’re providing both filings (including their respective cover letters) detailing multiple processes for allowing homo sapiens to communicate not just with one leprechaun but with multiple leprechauns (indeed!).
- Letter to Commissioner Hirshfeld (Nov, 2020)
- Letter to Commissioner Udupa (July, 2023)
As for claims of discrepancies between what “a” leprechaun is and what “the” leprechaun is, some intellectual property is best kept as a trade secret; now please, enjoy the leprechaun(s).
HAPPY 7-7-7 to ya!
EDIT (9-9-9) – finally found these things to repost, and, upon further review, maybe the sacred mystery is a little too misleading without an extra clue:
the leprechaun may be one of many,
deceased or not deceased,
smoke sativa to service the sinners,
and let the blasphemy begin