FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Vegas Nearly Busts on NAMI’s Deceit
NAMI President Exposed for Interfering with Presidential Debate
Las Vegas, Nev. | August 18, 2023 – While rumors have circulated for weeks about the upcoming Presidential debate featuring retired Connecticut judge Robert Killian and comedian Jim Flannery, both aspiring to be elected President of the United States in 2024, data repossessed from Flannery’s hard drive revealed today a twisted tail of deceit involving Vegas bookmakers and America’s favorite astroturfed not-for-profit organization contributing to the genocide of people who hear voices: the National Alliance on Mental Illness.
A North American federal agent named “ellen” shared the private contents of the hard drive with this reporter, including a copy of an encrypted ProtonMail message that is now understood to contain evidence of NAMI’s attempt to cover up their involvement in the Flannery-Killian debate. According to the contents of the message, upon finding out that an Irish-American Jew was representing the position in favor of outpatient psychiatric commitment, NAMI DC President Jean Harris urged members of the NAMI network to destroy any evidence that the debate was ever scheduled.
The unilateral attempt by Harris to disrupt the event has left Vegas bookmakers with few options other than to return wagers placed on the debate thus far, unless they can interpret Pikey lingo well enough to understand that the debate is “`attlin’ ideas n’[t] men, neither one d’unced,“ and the attempts by an individual representing NAMI DC to interfere with the debate has no bearing whatsoever on an arrangement that was made involving members of NAMI NY to make the debate happen.
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