Austin, Tx. | July 21, 2023 – Whether as an act of clown-coordinated error correction or a rationally designed buffoonery bug fix, U.S. Presidential candidate and psychiatric refugee Jim Flannery managed to chisel his name onto the Texas ballot for the 2024 General Election through the assistance of time-dependent quantum mechanics originating from New York’s preferred time zone(s).  While no filing fee was required of Flannery, Austin locals are left wondering why the candidate filing…

Burlington, Vt. | July 6, 2023 – Amidst a shroud absent of mystery surrounding his absence from Lafayette Square on Tuesday, Presidential candidate and psychiatric survivor, Jim Flannery declined his formal invitation to lead Burlington’s 2023 Mad Pride March scheduled for July 13 with a tear in his eye. “It breaks my heart, but it’s just not safe for me.  You can blame my brother for talking some sense into me on this one.  ‘I’m…

Hartford, Conn. | June 30, 2023 – Despite the wishes of quintessentially the entire state of Connecticut, United States Presidential candidate and American refugee, Jim Flannery, expressed his intentions this morning to appear at the Hartford Bonanza in Bushnell Park this Sunday, July 2, “I’m particularly looking forward to performing an unreleased song featuring Lisa Espinosa, though I’m not sure how that will work given the state of Connecticut won’t let her out of Connecticut…

Ottawa, Ont. | June 21, 2023 – Religious superdemon and U.S. Presidential candidate, James Flannery surprised no one yesterday with three simple words: “Fuck you two.”  Emerging in his native country following “just another lackluster performance,” Flannery explained the circumstances of his unnecessarily polite exit from the Jim-Flannery-quantum-superposition he’d created throughout the Canadian mental health system over the last two weeks. “Admittedly, like many of the decisions I’m stuck making since I began hearing voices,…

Ottawa, Ont. | June 14, 2023 – Despite the enticing freedoms offered through both cannabis and prostitution being legal here in Canada, United States Presidential Candidate and psychiatric refugee James Flannery turned his back on his new government last night, defiantly coercing himself into an involuntary psychiatric hospitalization in Ontario in protest of Canada’s persistent use of involuntary psychiatric interventions despite having ratified the Convention for the Rights of Persons with Disabilities in 2010.  Flannery’s…