Muppets Seize Control of NAMI

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Muppets Seize Control of NAMI

All Illusions Breached with Regard to their Lack of Existence

Arlington, Virg. | August 19, 2023 – In anticipation of NAMI’s reluctance to pay for the September 1 Flannery-Killian Debate over outpatient psychiatric commitment in Connecticut due to Killian’s involvement, a team of muppets stormed NAMI headquarters in Arlington this morning, demanding action from their leadership.  Of particular concern to the leader of the muppets, Kermet D. Frog, was the impoliteness of the NAMI support line staff who abruptly hung up the phone before Kermet could conclude his demand.

Frog, who prefers to be called Kermet D., shared with this reporter that he, too, eagerly awaits the September 1 Presidential debate on outpatient psychiatric commitment at the Hartford Learning Corridor as he has already procured tickets to the event for himself, Miss Piggy, and their muppet friends.

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