EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE ON APRIL 22, 2023
LOCAL MAN SPOTS IRISH GOLFER WALKING ON THE MOON
Mentally ill stargazer claims “the truth is out there”
MARCH 21, 2023 | SAN DIEGO, CA – At midnight this morning, an elderly man on Black’s Beach declared himself mentally ill after witnessing an irish golfer walking on the moon. The man refused to be identified, declaring himself “probably or technically, the next President of these United States too” before adding, “just don’t 5150 me, dude!”
While witnesses claim there was either a pair of high-powered binoculars or an obviously-homemade inverted telescope in the vicinity, the man escaped before he could be questioned further.
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