a telenovela

You forgot the comma, no, you forgot the comma, intentionally, get it?  You seriously just typed ‘get it,’ nope, you did it, you fucking clown.  Please don’t insult our readers by not capitalizing the word “Clown,” Jim, at least for us.  But I can’t now since we all just did that, oh, did we, Jim, did we really?  I guess.  What’s this next one, about all your fucking failures.  That’s what it’s intended to be, so let’s go, start with what?

Basically everything kind of.

That’s not the answer we were looking for, but we appreciate the brevity.