PLEASE NOTE — the event has been postponed to:
APRIL 29, 2023
12:00pm Gainesville Time
EMBARGOED FOR RELEASE ON APRIL 22, 2023
Jim Flannery(s) in Gainesville
Next President of these United States slated for appearance
GAINESVILLE, Florida | April 22, 2023 – Performing today and today only will be none other than your future President of these United States, the not-so-self-proclaimed “Queen of Gainesville,” Jim Flannery(s) and no like(ly) appearance(s) from 'PROBABLYORTECHNICALLY'. Not only that, but Headquarters Library will need no more than three fig trees and a hug from me to you to handle the twenty-four person(s) in attendance. Please bear with us as we handle the fruit all our Selve(s).
That would be noon, our time, and maybe yours as well, then again, maybe not.
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Title: Jim Flannery(s) in Gainesville
Date and Time: April 22 at 12:00pm Eastern
Location: Headquarters Library in Gainesville, FL
Description: Come one, come all for the most magnificent experience of all of our lifetime(s) featuring the only Irish Golfer running for President of these United States, Probably and/or Technically. You may expect to see: juggling, backflips, front-flips, a chorus of punctuation, and the most satisfying softcore comedy never published anywhere. Stumped? Don't be.