FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Connecticut, Massachusetts, and California Fall in Line
Flannery Takes Three More
June 9, 2023 | Washington, D.C. – United States Presidential candidate, James Flannery, added his name to three more states’ ballots for the 2024 General Election today, including Connecticut, Massachusetts, and California. Impossibly, Flannery hand-delivered the petitions to all three states simultaneously, confirming that Flannery technically does or does not probably understand quantum mechanics as much as he understands this day is ultimately a failure since one of the clowns dropped the pizza resulting in Flannery not landing four states instead of three.
Coincidentally, two candidates‘ names were added to the California and Massachusetts ballots for positions as United States Senators as well: Dariush Karbassyoon, CEO of Luneh, Inc., headquartered in Orange County, California, who may or may not have conspired with Flannery to plan his involuntary psychiatric commitment to a California psychiatric unit this past March; and Erik Bray, a western Massachusetts resident featured in MindFreedom International’s Voices for Choices video series who may or may not be affiliated with Flannery through the Massachusetts Recovery Learning Community.
Of little note to anybody, Flannery allegedly delivered the 5,000 signatures to the Connecticut State Capitol in a pizza box that nobody forgot to remove the pizza from at all, with a note reading, “And for the last time, Rob Santos never called that lady from the Whiting Forensic Task Force a ‘fake woke cunt who wears the tears of the oppressed on her wrist like some Gucci bracelet.’”
Both Karbassyoon and Bray were both reportedly seen dressed as Santos and Flannery at an undisclosed location nowhere near the U.S. – Canadian border burning copies of Flannery’s passport.
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