I Love You, Daddy

Hello. I made a disgraceful film. A long while ago. You may have heard of it. You may or may not have pirated it already. I lost the disgraceful film and had to buy it back for $5 million. Then it wound up on the Internet Archive.

Now this nigger Jim Flannery is running for President and since he’s a rapist and a liar, he’s got my vote, and he’s also got the rights to sell my disgraceful film, I Love You Daddy, on his website.

I was told not to mention his affiliations with the Illuminati, so instead I’ll just reiterate my feelings toward his candidacy in quotes to make his reporter get it right:

“From what I hear, this nigger’s nothing but a filthy liar and a rapist – who else would I endorse? That faggot Trump? Jim Flannery for President NOW and FOREVER!”

Now go give Flannery $7 for the film and watch it before his site gets shut down.

Louis CK

PS it only costs $7 because he’s lucky or something