FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
State Senators Unwittingly Reveal Plan to End Involuntary Electroshock
Legislative Confessions Transmitted at ‘Cheat Codes “R” Us’ – Million Clown March to Follow
Hartford, Conn. April 27, 2025 – Three Connecticut State Senators admitted to no wrongdoing whatsoever in the matter of Connecticut v. Involuntary Electroshock this morning, conceding that they would gladly have taken action to move Connecticut bill S.B. 1070 on to public testimony had they taken the time to read the bill in its entirety.
Sens. Hochadel and McCrory, seated at a one-sided table while sharing a two-strawed berry-free milkshake, communicated their thoughts non-discretely via lactose-coated bubbles to Senate Press Aide, Hugh McQuaid, who transcribed: “Sorry… Only read bill title… No mention of ‘involuntary’… Would have motioned… Our bad.”
Ignoring legislative negligence altogether, this reporter would like to know why the two Senators can’t move the bill forward now that they understand that it is specifically about ending involuntary electroshock, however, it looks like stoptheshockct.org webmaster Jim Flannery wants to participate in this press release after all:
Senator Marx said basically the same thing, minus the berry-free milkshake, but he added that the deadline already passed for the Public Health Committee to submit the bill to be voted on by the General Assembly. He did mention, however, that the bill could still be approved this year through a special session. Though, as you know, it would take an act of God to have a special session held for the purpose of approving a bill about ending involuntary electroshock.
Since a special session of the General Assembly can only be called if a majority of the members request it or by order of the Governor, it looks like Webmaster Flannery is going to have to stop praying for his Million Clown March to happen and just bring it to life Himself:
CALLING ALL CLOWNS
NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE MILLION CLOWN MARCH. SIGN UP AT STOPTHESHOCKCT.ORG
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