Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office Has Entered the Chat

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Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office Has Entered the Chat

State’s Arrival Leaves Much to Be Desired

Hartford, Conn. | April 14, 2025 – After a barely legal procrastination, Connecticut’s State Attorney General’s Office made an appearance last week in the case of Flannery v. State of Connecticut.  Their entrance was lacking in any cultural significance whatsoever, amounting to nothing more than a metaphorical “hello”.  In keeping with Connecticut convention, Attorney General William Tong deferred any responsibility for addressing Connecticut’s violent mental health laws by anointing Assistant Attorney General Matthew Konowe as the state’s representative for the case.

Without much to respond to, the least this reporter can do is share Mr. Flannery’s feelings about the State’s lackluster performance with a poem, if he is so willing:

Two weeks to appear, to just sign your name,
Two days past the return date that I so generously made,
Extended like the electroshock dates the state continues to play,
You think I’m crazy? Then just zap me today

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