FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Connecticut Objects to Flannery
… in other news, water is wet
Glastonbury, Conn. | June 2, 2025 – Amidst a dusting of mental illness allegations in the /r/Connecticut community on Reddit this past week, our friendly neighborhood schizophrenic Jim Flannery ignored all requests from this reporter to check the fucking mail for a response from the State Attorney General’s Office regarding his Motion to Stay. Fortunately for our readers, he loved his mother enough to check for the latest copy of the Glastonbury Citizen this morning (that he apparently hand-delivers to her on a weekly basis.)
While no quotes are needed from the Plaintiff in order to share that his Motion to Stay was objected to, upon Flannery’s unwilling insistence, “My mother again? At least slime my old man for fuck’s sake. Can’t you just ask me a question about this thing if you want a quote?”
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