2026 OVERVIEW
GUBERNATORIAL PRESS
No news is good news.
AN OATH
In trust owed from your passage of Connecticut's Public Act 21-1, I swear to abide by me blessed algorithm as your humble servant, exchanged with the trust that ending forced electroshock treatment will follow.
- Jimmy Flannery
THE ALGORITHM
TWO by 2 Thirds for the D,
'cause less than average still gets the degree.
Why not aim for the amendments?
We've lowered our standards for CT.
2/3 approval by both the House and Senate will be required for any bill to pass.
Bills not meeting this requirement will be vetoed.
Bills meeting this requirement need no gubernatorial approval at all, as they are automatically approved.
STUMPED?
CALLING ALL CLOWNS
The Application for Nominating Petition has been approved by the Connecticut Secretary of State.
Our time has come.
ACT NOW to be a part of history in the making:
Rally your fellow clowns to sign the Nominating Petition and submit it to your Town Clerk.
OR
Sign the Nominating Petition yourself and submit it to your Town Clerk.
NOTE: the form is 9"x13" and is double-sided.
Full instructions... just don't be too overwhelmed by the irrelevant parts related to non-gubernatorial candidates and candidates who are part of or forming a political party.