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Judge Marino Not Charged with Perjury Following Connecticut Shock Data Release

Capitol Police Says Public Testimony on State Legislation Not Required to be Truthful

Middletown, Conn. | January 3, 2025 – Recently retired Middletown District Probate Judge Joseph D. Marino breathed a sigh of relief this morning when he learned that he would not be charged with perjury after being caught lying during public testimony he offered on two Connecticut bills related to involuntary electroshock treatment.

Marino, in written testimony for 2023 S.B. 898, a state bill to eliminate the need for probate court approval to forcibly electroshock a person locked in a mental hospital, stated:

I have presided over thousands of E.C.T. (Shock Therapy) hearings brought before me by Connecticut Valley Hospital, Whiting Forensic Hospital and Middlesex Hospital.

The former judge dared to repeat the same statement in his testimony for 2025 HB 6837 earlier this year.

Both statements run contrary to evidence found in the Connecticut Shock Data released by the State of Connecticut Office of the Probate Administrator, which proved that Marino had presided over no more than 490 forced shock hearings at the time of his initial statement (and no more than 602 by the time of his second statement two years later).

When asked why Marino would not be charged with perjury under C.G.S § 53a-156, a class D felony, Connecticut State Capitol Police explained that individuals are not required to swear an oath when providing testimony on state legislation.

Since this reporter has been waiting since Christmas Eve to get a comment from Connecticut’s least popular gubernatorial candidate on the matter, perhaps we’ll just settle for some second-rate bullshit from Jim Flannery:

It’s just too confusing for people not familiar with this stuff to go any deeper, but, if you want, fine. Marino closed his 2023 statement by volunteering that he thinks they should extend the duration of forced shock court orders from 45 days to 90 days. Then we end up with a bill in 2025 to do just that. And, yes, his lie exaggerating about how busy he is with forced shock hearings is influential in these matters. He’s a fucking probate judge in, legitimately, the district with more forced shock hearings than any other in the state. But he still lied. And after his bill failed to leave the Public Health Committee this spring, his lying ass retired before his term was even up. And, I don’t know why you don’t have the courage to say anything about the fact that his testimonies are all written without a signature on them, which appears to be an intentional effort to avoid being charged with perjury, because while the perjury law says ‘under oath or in an unsworn declaration’ and an ‘unsworn declaration’ is some shit you wrote and signed but never swore a testimony to. So, what, the fucking judge is unaware that by leaving his signature off his testimony, it protects him? Give me a fucking break. But if these cocksuckers want to play games like this, and they’re telling me it’s not against the law to lie during a public testimony for any proposed bill in the state of Connecticut as long as you don’t sign the fucking paper, well, then it wouldn’t take much to provide a complete denial of service to the entire state legislature by drowning out all the voices of real people, with real testimonies, by just dumping a bunch of ChatGPT generated bullshit into their submission system, or, sure, hiring a bunch of people on fucking Fiverr to write it, and just busting the whole fucking public testimony process for every single bill forever. But, of course, despite it being perfectly legal, only a mentally ill person would waste their fucking time with a bunch of bullshit like that when they can instead be jerking off to AI-generated videos of Judge Marino being fucked in the ass by every single person on the receiving end of one of his forced electroshock orders so they can store up enough semen to sign all the legislative testimonies they submit to the state of Connecticut this spring with invisible ink. What? Are you more concerned with the question of whether the dicks on all the women Marino signed off on forced shock orders for will be AI-generated dicks or strap-ons? Or are you trying to figure out whether semen is considered invisible ink? Or qualify as a fucking signature? Why are you still even reading this when you too can spend your time whacking off to AI-generated videos of Judge Joseph D. Marino being fucked in the ass by forced electroshock survivors. Hell, you could even make one of his victims like Tisie Elndle doing the ass-fucking, it’s AI! Or, I guess, you could make AI videos of Marino being forcibly electroshocked, but that’s a little more difficult to nut to.

Remembering the purpose of today’s news story is not at all about the fragility of Judge Marino’s 80-year-old sphincter, our readers can now forget all about Ray Finkel missing the game-winning field goal in Super Bowl XVII. LACES OUT, JOEY!

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