The self-absorbed narcissist inside me believes I have an important message to share with the world about forced psychiatric treatment and coercive education. But how can I deliver this message to the masses effectively? Ever since listening to Chris Rock and George Carlin perform stand-up as a child, I’ve been fascinated by this unusual, rebellious form of truth-telling. My performances are the perfect setting for publicly sharing my truth, ideas, philosophies, and opinions while also talking about my genitals and bowel movements.