By Jim Flannerys, Probably, and Technically

a telenovela by Jim Flannerys

Why?
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Jim Flannery

One might ask "why"?

Writing.

Typing?

Exclaiming!

ALL CAPS?

never, without

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

Now let’s get on with it, Jimbo Skittles

How about your businesses or your life, Jim?

What else are you worrying about?

Are you or were you ever a failure as a teacher, Jim, that’s what I’m asking right now

If you’re so unhappy here why don’t you just get the fuck out

Accidents, Jim, are sometimes on Purpose

A Joke or Not a Joke walks into the Supreme Court of the United States

What are we going to title this one if it’s not Waiting for Middletown?

Why can’t we sleep together, Jim?

Why can’t you just admit you suck at golf?

When will we ever be done with this, Jim?

Why aren’t we drinking kombucha right now?